This weekend there was a bottle of Jack. Being me, I had to brush my teeth with it. Unsure of how I was supposed to clean my pearly whites with this, I tried 3 variations.
1. I poured Jack onto my toothbrush.
2. I poured Jack onto my toothbrush, over the toothpaste.
3. I used Jack as mouthwash.
All three ways were gnarly, but the worst was with the toothpaste. Never again. The toothpaste made the whiskey stronger and made the disgusting-ness linger. Never again. Never never again. And I completely recommend this little experiment because I love watching people torment themselves with stupid ideas.